The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Saw you pet the dog
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna swallow my pride, say I'm sorry. Stop pointing fingers, the blame is on me.
The Misheard: I'm gonna swallow my brain, fill a leak, stomp on your fingers, the blame is on me
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Real Lyric: Want more and more/People just want more and more
The Misheard: Want Warren Moore/People just want Warren Moore
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Real Lyric: Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maths, he buzzes like fridge, he's like a detuned radio.
The Misheard: karma police, arrest this man, he talks in puzzles, he buzzes like a fridge, he's like a diction radio
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Real Lyric: Loves horsed and her boyfriend too
The Misheard: Loves porn flicks and her boyfriend too
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Real Lyric: Ambition Makes you look pretty ugly
The Misheard: Fashion Makes you look pretty ugly
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Real Lyric: Hey, wait, I`ve got a new complaint
The Misheard: Hey, wait, I`ve got a rib complaint
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Real Lyric: You are beautiful, No matter what they say...
The Misheard: You are beautiful, Eating grass and hay...
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Real Lyric: You What? Tin Roof. Rusted.
The Misheard: You What? Hiiirr oof. raschnzes
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Real Lyric: My, my, my- I'm once bitten, twice shy, (baby)
The Misheard: My, my, my- I want a spit and dry shine (baby) My linear little twelve-year old brain thought this was a sophisticated, thinly veiled reference to fellatio.
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