The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I have sworn every time thoughts of you would leave my head
The Misheard: I will smile, happy times thoughts of you will leave my head
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Real Lyric: Feel the thorn twist in your side
The Misheard: feel the thong twist in your thighs
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Real Lyric: They payed paridise to put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They paid paradise to put up a fu**ing lie.
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Real Lyric: Waterloo...
The Misheard: Bonnie Lou
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun, fun, fun, 'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away
The Misheard: And she'll have fun, fun, fun, 'Til her daddy takes her tuba away
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me, in the name of love
The Misheard: Pour some sugar on me, in the name of yams
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Real Lyric: Don't take my heart, don't break my heart, don't throw it away.
The Misheard: Don't take my heart, don't take my heart, don't blow it away.
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Real Lyric: Cheap Wine and a Three-Day-Growth
The Misheard: Cheap Wine and a Three-Litre-Coke
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Real Lyric: I try to say good bye and I choke, I try to walk away and I stumble, though I try to hide it, it's clear, my world crumbles when you are not here.
The Misheard: I try to say good bye and I choke, I try to walk away and I stumble, though I try to hide it, it's clear, I wear goggles when you are not here.
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Real Lyric: Long after the thrill of living is gone
The Misheard: I went to school with no skin on
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