The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Let her dance! Let her dance! Let her dance!"
The Misheard: "Sweater vest! Sweater vest! Sweater vest!"
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Real Lyric: I've kicked the habit
The Misheard: I kicked a rabbit
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Real Lyric: "Fear something again."
The Misheard: "Peace on the nigget."
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Real Lyric: To place the feel of cold sharp steel in their hands
The Misheard: To face the fear of goat shops dear
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps, and thieves, We'd hear it from the people of the town They'd call us Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
The Misheard: Thieves, thieves, tramps and thieves, We'd hear it from the people of the town They'd call us Thieves, thieves, tramps and thieves
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers they'll tell you I'm insane cause you know I love the players and they love the game
The Misheard: Got a long list of Starbucks lovers they'll tell you I'm insane cause you know I love the players and they love the game
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Real Lyric: Remember me for centuries And just one mistake Is all it will take We'll go down in history
The Misheard: Remember me for centuries And just one mistake Is all it will take We'll go down in pisstory
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Real Lyric: Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak Once you could hear the sucker linger show Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke
The Misheard: Old Pop in I know, Pop in I know, Gwans Chickeneers I could ling the show, Am I ever gonna to see my Pop in an Oak, Am I ever gonna to see zee pop in a smoke
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Real Lyric: Do you feel the lightning inside of you?
The Misheard: Do you feel the nine men inside of you?
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Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes.
The Misheard: She's got better days to fry.
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