The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: an old man turned ninty-eight won the lottery and died the next day
The Misheard: the milkman turned ninty-eight won the lottery by the next day
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Real Lyric: i can fly higher than an eagle
The Misheard: i can fly higher than anybon
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Real Lyric: Young girl with eyes like the desert...
The Misheard: Young girl with eyes like potatoes...
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Real Lyric: I'm an indian outlaw Half Cherokee and Choctaw
The Misheard: I'm an indian outlaw Half Cherokee and chops ya
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Real Lyric: This is Ground control to Major Tom
The Misheard: This is ground control to Major Tums
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Real Lyric: so don't lean it on me man cause you cant afford a ticket back to sufferegette city
The Misheard: you're a green army man and I'm a california chicken back at sufferegette city
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Real Lyric: You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby right round round round
The Misheard: You spin me right wrong, baby right wrong, like a record baby right wrong wrong wrong
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Real Lyric: The Shareef don't like it
The Misheard: You know you're really gonna like it
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Real Lyric: Get up in the morning Slaving for bread Sir So that every mouth can be fed Poor, poor me, Israelites
The Misheard: Get up in the morning sleep in through breakfast so that every mouth can be fed oh oh oh the hills are alive
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