The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: How can you just leave me stranded alone in a world thats so cold.
The Misheard: I had to pee while I'm standing the toilet seat was so cold.
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Real Lyric: She's a 5" 10, catsuit and bambi eyes
The Misheard: She's a 5" 10, catsuit and bandy eyes
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Real Lyric: Sail away, sail away, sail away....
The Misheard: Stay away, stay away, stay away....
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird
The Misheard: Hung like a bird
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Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street
The Misheard: A springbox waddlin' down the street
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Real Lyric: I got two turntables and a microphone, where it's at
The Misheard: I got a two-tone nigga and a microphone, where it's at
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, out in the street Willie and the poor boys are playin Bring your nickels tap your feet
The Misheard: Down on the corner, out in the street Where the poor boy's a man, Talkin bout his happy feet
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Real Lyric: i'v got friends in low places where the whisky wins and the beer chases my blues away..
The Misheard: i'v got friends in low places where the whisky wins and the beer chases my boobs away!
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Real Lyric: Don't go around tonight Well it's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: Don't go around tonight Well it's bound to take your life There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: That's me in the corner That's me in the spot light Losing my religion Trying to keep up with you
The Misheard: Let's wee in the corner Let's wee in the spot light Loosing inhabitions Trying to keep a straight line
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