The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take another little piece of my heart, now baby
The Misheard: Take another little piece of my hard-on baby
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean you'll know
The Misheard: When the rain washes your fleas, you'll know
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Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
The Misheard: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
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Real Lyric: Maybe we'll meet in a bar He'll drive a funky car
The Misheard: Maybe we'll meet in a bar He'll drive a F*cking car
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Real Lyric: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
The Misheard: I ain't the sharpest tool, ask my head.
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Real Lyric: how could I forget that I had given her an extra key
The Misheard: how could I forget that I had given her an inch of me
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Real Lyric: Michelle ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble
The Misheard: Michelle my bell, Sundays' monkeys bone clay been, in sun, Clay's been in sun.
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Real Lyric: Stepped on a Pop Top
The Misheard: Stepped on a Pop Tart
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Real Lyric: Oye como va Me ritmo
The Misheard: Say you comb my butt I like it
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Real Lyric: In your head, in your head Zombie Whats in your head, in your head Zombie
The Misheard: E-R-A, E-R-A, Zombie!! Whats E-R-A?? E-R-A Zombie!!
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