The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Annie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Annie?
The Misheard: Daddy are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Daddy?
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Real Lyric: Must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: Must have sadly accused you
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Real Lyric: Gettin' jiggy wit it
The Misheard: Get a sticky widget
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Real Lyric: She Drives me Crazy, I can't help myself.
The Misheard: She tries to get pregnant, And I can't help myself.
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Real Lyric: "...fly this girl as high as you can ... "
The Misheard: "... fattest girl in high school..."
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Real Lyric: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...
The Misheard: Thoughts of roasting on an open fire...
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Real Lyric: Californication
The Misheard: California's Station
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Real Lyric: I will always want you for my sweetheart
The Misheard: I will always watch you vomit sweetheart
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Real Lyric: You fill up my senses
The Misheard: You filled out my census
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Real Lyric: "I will drink your cup of poison..."
The Misheard: "I will drink your cattle poison..."
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