The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rock you like a hurricane
The Misheard: Grouchy like a hurricane
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Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot
The Misheard: Hit me with a wet shot
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Real Lyric: I want to stand with you on a mountain
The Misheard: No-one will stand by you if you're mental
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Real Lyric: Ooh we're half way there Oh-oh, living on a prayer
The Misheard: Ooh we're half way there Oh-oh, living as a player
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Real Lyric: she don't lie she don't lie she don't lie... cociane
The Misheard: chickola chicklola choc-choclate... cocaine
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Real Lyric: get your motor runnin` get out on the highway
The Misheard: get your mother runnin` get her on the highway
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Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis Eyes
The Misheard: She's got better days for size
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Real Lyric: don't give a **** if i cut my own breathing.
The Misheard: don't give a **** if i cut my arm bleeding.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom...
The Misheard: Thought's a hazard in the classroom...
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Real Lyric: Oh baby baby Oh yea Oh baby baby Yea yea yea
The Misheard: Oh bootie bootie Oh yea Oh baby bootie Yea yea yea
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