The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Philadelphia Freedom... With the piece of mind my daddy never had
The Misheard: Philadelphia Freedom... Gave me a piece of mama daddy never had
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Real Lyric: I want to hold your hand in mine.....(pronounced my-eeene)
The Misheard: I want to hold your hand in Hawaii...!
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Real Lyric: Save tonight, we'll fight the break of dawn.
The Misheard: Save tonight, we'll fight the graveyard dogs
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Real Lyric: There's booze in the blender
The Misheard: There's boobs in the blender
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Real Lyric: She's the one, the only one, built like an Amazon
The Misheard: She's the one, the only one, built like a Mahka Mih shawn
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Real Lyric: It's like a death row pardon, two minutes too late.
The Misheard: It's like a death row hardon, two minutes too late.
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Real Lyric: Why do you leave the keys upon the table?
The Misheard: Angelina Jolie upon the table.
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Real Lyric: Mirrors on the ceiling Pink champagne on ice
The Misheard: mirrors are deciving got my balls in a vice
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Real Lyric: I get nocked down but I get up again
The Misheard: I get kicked down and I throw up again
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Real Lyric: in a one-horse open sleigh
The Misheard: in a one horslopin' sleigh
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