The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The sun ain't nearly on the rise
The Misheard: I saw Aunt Nellie on the rise
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Real Lyric: Island in the stream, that is what we are
The Misheard: Island Industries, that is what we are.
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Take the back riser
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Real Lyric: Why can't we be friends?
The Misheard: Whack his peepee Fred.
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and were done for cheese
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Real Lyric: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine.
The Misheard: She stole my, she stole my, she tole my, cocaine.
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Real Lyric: Ladies leave your man at home The club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown
The Misheard: Ladies leave your man at home The club is full of ballers and their pack is full of rum
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Real Lyric: Brass monkey, that funky monkey
The Misheard: Ass monkey, you f**king monky
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Real Lyric: Break my lease so I can move Cause you a bug a boo, a bug a boo
The Misheard: Break my knees so I can't move, cuz you a bug a boo, a bug a boo
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Real Lyric: I wear my sunglasses at night
The Misheard: I wear my sons dresses at night
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