The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gypsys, tramps, and thieves We'd hear it from the people of the town They'd call us...
The Misheard: Gypsys, tramps, and thieves We'd hear it from the people of the town named Harlem...
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Real Lyric: Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage.
The Misheard: Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a leaf grown in a cage.
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Real Lyric: Father into your hands I command my spirit, father into your hands why have you forsaken me
The Misheard: Father Deerhands i commend the spirits, father deerhands why have you forsaken me
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Real Lyric: i got my hash pipe.
The Misheard: i got my ass wipes
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Real Lyric: You can't plant me in your penthouse...i'm going back to my plough
The Misheard: ...I'm going back to my cloud
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Real Lyric: With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With the fur I'll shed this long ass shoe
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Real Lyric: Carry on, you will always remember nothing equals the splendor.
The Misheard: Carry on, you will always remember that the Eagle has landed.
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of some beggar
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Real Lyric: When I was an alien Cultures were not options
The Misheard: When I was an IDIOT Cultures were opinions
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Real Lyric: When the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now entertain us A mulatto,an albino,a mosquito,my libio
The Misheard: Turn the lights out it sustains us Here we are now entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now entertain us A moomamo,anubato,amaskayo,my umbido
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