The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on?
The Misheard: Hey there, dog, what's that flower you have on?
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Real Lyric: "Leg hurting bad, as he bends to pick a dog-end -- he goes down to the bog and warms his feet" dog-end = Brit vernacular for a slightly used cigarette.
The Misheard: "Leg burning bad, as he bends to pick at a dog's end -- he goes down to the bar and warms his tea" Which of course would be something completely different, though possibly no less disgusting.
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front, It's A Put On!
The Misheard: I'm an Elmer J. Fudd, It's A Put On!
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Real Lyric: Me and you rendezvous In the club at the end of the street.
The Misheard: Me and you rendezvous In the club at Vienna Street.
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Real Lyric: wont you take me to, funky town
The Misheard: I got two tickets to, funky town
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna swallow my pride, say I'm sorry
The Misheard: I'm gonna swallow my brain, say I'm sorry
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Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and their pockets fully grown
The Misheard: The club is full of fellas and the crock is full of rum
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Real Lyric: Simply Irresistable
The Misheard: Sistlyeardabistable
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit. You know I read it in a magazine.
The Misheard: She's got electric boots, a mongoose too, shes got a rabbit and a pack of hyenas.
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Real Lyric: slip inside my sleeping bag
The Misheard: slipp'ry slope of sweet revenge
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