The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend."
The Misheard: "I can't pretend a stranger is along the wasted prayers."
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Real Lyric: "Well-weathered leather. Hot metal and oil. The scented country air. Sunlight on chrome, the blur of the landscape. Every nerve aware."
The Misheard: "All my life I've never felt the sun or country air. Sunlight at dawn. The Bureau of Landscape, every bird beware."
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Real Lyric: "...go screaming through the valley as another joins the chase."
The Misheard: "...go screaming through the valley as my mother joins the chase."
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Real Lyric: "My uncle has a country place that no one knows about. He says it used to be a farm before the Motor Law."
The Misheard: "My uncle has a country place that no one knows about. He says it used to be a farm before they mowed the lawn."
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Real Lyric: Ah Freak Out
The Misheard: A-Fri-ca!
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Real Lyric: Give me your heart and make it real, or else forget about it
The Misheard: Give me your hot, naked rear, or else forget about it.
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Real Lyric: To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny
The Misheard: To me you're like a rolling dictionary can't deny
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Real Lyric: Sad but true
The Misheard: Save a troll
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Real Lyric: Pretty little thing let me light your candle cause Mama I'm so hard to handle
The Misheard: Hey little thing let me light your chemicals, Mama I'm so hard to handle
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Real Lyric: She's a good girl, loves her mama, Loves Jesus, and America too
The Misheard: She's a good girl, loves her mama, Loves cheeses, and American too
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