The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
The Misheard: Could it be the croissants? Yes, but nothing seems to satisfy.
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner.
The Misheard: Big old chair in the lighthouse.
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Real Lyric: I might like you better if we slept together
The Misheard: A molecule better if we slept together.
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Real Lyric: Jumpin jack flash, it's a gas gas gas
The Misheard: Jumpin jack flash, it's a gaseous gas.
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Real Lyric: Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
The Misheard: Well you can tell by the way I eat my snots I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
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Real Lyric: He thinks it's not Kosher Fundamentally he can't take it
The Misheard: He thinks it's not Kosher Fundamentally incompetent.
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Real Lyric: Who are you? Who Who Who Who?
The Misheard: Cool water. Coo-ooo-ooo-ool!
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Real Lyric: Gina works the diner all day.....
The Misheard: Gina is dying of old age.....
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Real Lyric: So I dub thee Unforgiven
The Misheard: So I've done the Unforgivable
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Real Lyric: ...back in the summer of '69
The Misheard: ...it was the summer I 69ed
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