The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in mackerels
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Real Lyric: I wanna love you the best that I can...
The Misheard: I wanna love you, but the band said I can't
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Real Lyric: here we are now;entertain us
The Misheard: Step away now; it's contageous
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Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T take care TCB
The Misheard: R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T lets do some PCP
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Real Lyric: where troubles melt like lemon drops
The Misheard: where gerbals smell like lemon drops
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the mamba
The Misheard: my pony plays the vampire
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So, head to toe
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Real Lyric: i got my head checked, by a jumbo jet.
The Misheard: I get head checked,my HMO checked.
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Real Lyric: whoa, we're halfway there whoa, livin' on a prayer take my hand and we'll make it i swear whoa, livin' on a prayer
The Misheard: whoa, i love my hair whoa, it needs more air take my hairband and wear it you swear whoa, i love my hair
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Real Lyric: i'll be there for you these five words i swear to you when you breathe i wanna be the air for you i'll be there for you
The Misheard: i grew hair for you this is what i wear for you when you leave i wanna go there with you i grew hair for you
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