The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
The Misheard: Wishing to be the freak s**t in your cheese
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Real Lyric: Can't you taste this gold?
The Misheard: Can't you taste this scone?
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Real Lyric: I guess that's why they call it the blues
The Misheard: I guess that's why they call it Frogger
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Real Lyric: Leave you when the summer comes along
The Misheard: Living in the summer costs a lot
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Real Lyric: Million miles an hour
The Misheard: Million thousand dollars
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Real Lyric: you don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
The Misheard: you don't know what it's like, you don't have a glue
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Real Lyric: I want her all for myself.
The Misheard: I wanna ruffle myself.
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Real Lyric: A little time will help to kill the pain
The Misheard: A little tie will help to kill the pain
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Real Lyric: If you're gonna go down: Go loud! Go strong! Go proud!
The Misheard: Let me hear your Wardrobe! Wardrobe! Wardrobe!
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Real Lyric: And I've got such a long way to go
The Misheard: And I ride like a woman, you know
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