The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I am the cult of personality
The Misheard: I need a goat hug
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Real Lyric: I dont think you're ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I dont think you met me, bulgy belly
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Real Lyric: your picture kept will remind me
The Misheard: your facial tic will remind me
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I get no doubt, but I shut up again. You're never gonna keep me brown.
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Real Lyric: smooth operator
The Misheard: smooth amaretto
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Real Lyric: Every day is like survival
The Misheard: Every day is like St Ivel
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Real Lyric: i'd be safe and warm if i were in L.A
The Misheard: i'd be safe and warm if i were in a lake
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Real Lyric: wake me up before you go go
The Misheard: Wake me up before your coco
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Real Lyric: Live for each second without hesitation
The Misheard: Live 40 seconds without hesitation
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Real Lyric: We stand on guard for thee
The Misheard: We stand on God for thee
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