The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: On a silver Black Phantom Bike
The Misheard: Like a Cilla Black fan I'm mad !
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Real Lyric: Now I've been happy lately...
The Misheard: Now I've been ovulating...
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I'll catch some rays down in Africa
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Real Lyric: May ye beautifully rhyme Your evetime song, ye singers.
The Misheard: May ye beautifully rise Our heaven and earthly singing.
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Real Lyric: 'Cause we were barely 17 and we were barely dressed
The Misheard: 'Cause we were bad at 17 and badly dressed
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Real Lyric: Let the rhythm take you over
The Misheard: Let the river take your clothes off
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Real Lyric: my eyes become large
The Misheard: my eyes become alive
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Real Lyric: Two Pina Coladas one for each hand
The Misheard: Two chesse enchiladas one for each hand
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Real Lyric: the heart does go on
The Misheard: the hot dogs go on
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Real Lyric: God Will Make This Trial A Blessing, Though It Sends Me To My Knees...
The Misheard: God Will Make This Child A Blessing, Though It Sends Me To My Knees...
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