The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Arizona
The Misheard: There is so much
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Real Lyric: Don't ever trust Don't ever trust the needle, it lies Don't ever trust Don't ever trust the needle, when it cries Cries, your name
The Misheard: Don't ever trust Don't ever trust an eagle, it flies Don't ever trust Don't ever trust an Eagle, when it flies Flies, in flames
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Real Lyric: I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby
The Misheard: I just left the Mull of Kintyre with my baby
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Real Lyric: I said, "You're holding back, " She said, "Shut up and dance with me!"
The Misheard: I said, "You're holding back, " She said, "Shut up that duck with me!"
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Real Lyric: Do you ever think of me In the quiet, in the crowd?
The Misheard: Do you ever think of me In the quiet, in the ground?
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Real Lyric: I just sat and I hummed this tune as my toes tapped the beat
The Misheard: I'm just sad that I promised you my toes and feet!
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Real Lyric: Why don't you use it? Try not to bruise it Buy time, don't lose it
The Misheard: Why don't you use it? Try not to bruise it? By darn don't lose it!
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Real Lyric: I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie
The Misheard: I want you to love me, like I'm a hot guy
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Real Lyric: Blame it on my ADD, baby
The Misheard: Blame it on my lady being a man.
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Real Lyric: I just want your extra time and your kiss
The Misheard: I just wanna extradite your kids
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