The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Urgent, Urgent, Emergency!!
The Misheard: Surgeon, Surgeon, Emergency!!
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Real Lyric: summer of 69
The Misheard: dixon and ginges are legends so is dere ict class lol.i hope dis get on dere. it betta we recommended this website after finding it in ict (dixon luvs emma and ginge luvs c**k lol)
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Real Lyric: see's a five foot ten in a catsuit and bambi eyes
The Misheard: see's a five foot ten catsuit with bendy eyes
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six string, bought it at the five and dime.
The Misheard: I got my first real sick stream, Pulled it out the fire and died.
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Real Lyric: Lay down Sally
The Misheard: Way down south
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Real Lyric: What's love but a second hand emotion
The Misheard: What's love, "I Second That Emotion".
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Real Lyric: The heat of the moment
The Misheard: We are the Mormons
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got ur problems I got my ass wiped You've got ur big G's I've got my ex-wife
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Real Lyric: If you start me up If you start me up I'll never stop
The Misheard: It's a scorpion It's a scorpion that never stops
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll
The Misheard: Give me the people that freed my soul I want to get lost in their rock and roll
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