The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the mamba
The Misheard: Marconi plays ya momma
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Real Lyric: steve walks warily down the street
The Misheard: she walks barely down the street
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket
The Misheard: Look at my man he's in my pocket
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Real Lyric: One foot on the platform. One foot on the train.
The Misheard: My father was a black one. My mother was the same.
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Real Lyric: God is watching us from a distance
The Misheard: God is washing up in the kitchen
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Real Lyric: There's an aching inside my head telling me i'm betteroff alone.
The Misheard: There's a napkin inside my head, telling me to turn off the stove.
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Real Lyric: i try to say good bye an i choke
The Misheard: i try to say good bye to my chook
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Real Lyric: Im a geenis in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way
The Misheard: Im a geenie in a brothel You gotta rub me the right way
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Real Lyric: Australians all let us rejoice,
The Misheard: Australian sunset ostriches,
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Real Lyric: She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere
The Misheard: She's a breakin' out proud and slowly Pop the toast and I get head no way
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