The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I feel like I just got home.
The Misheard: And I feel like I just got boned
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Real Lyric: Through the hourglass I saw you
The Misheard: Julio Eglesias I saw you
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Real Lyric: You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
The Misheard: You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mamooshaletts Do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel
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Real Lyric: Woke up this morning cant believe what I saw hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
The Misheard: Woke up this morning cant believe what I saw hundred billion moddles washed up on the shore
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Real Lyric: Somebody better put you back into your place.
The Misheard: Somebody better push a bag into your face.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch - yeah!
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tough s**t!
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: F**k the Casbah
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Real Lyric: How bizarre, how bizzare
The Misheard: farmers arms farmers arms
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Real Lyric: i'd hate to look into her eye's and see an ounce of pain.
The Misheard: i'd hate to look into her thighs and see an ounce of green.
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Real Lyric: Blitzkreig Bop!
The Misheard: Let's get f*cked!
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