The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: The dukes of hazard are in the classroom.
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Real Lyric: She stayed until it was over
The Misheard: She said that dinner was over
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Real Lyric: I never had me a better time and I guess I never will...
The Misheard: I never had me a Valentine and I guess I never will...
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and soothe my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll
The Misheard: Give me the Beach Boys and soothe my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll.
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Real Lyric: Gee, our old LaSalle ran great...
The Misheard: G.I. Joe's a sour ingrate...
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Real Lyric: Erase and rewind
The Misheard: Erasing my mind
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, out in the street Willie and the Poor Boys are playin' Bring a nickel, tap your feet
The Misheard: Down on the corner, howdy in the street Willie and the Poor Boys are playin' Bring a nickel, can't be beat
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Real Lyric: One of these days im going to chop you into little pieces!!
The Misheard: One of these days I'm gonna dance with a King of Sweden
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Real Lyric: When all else fails and you long to be something better than you are today
The Misheard: It is known as sales and you long to be someone better than you are today
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Real Lyric: But I'm telling you, babe, that I don't think think it's tru, babe, but even if it is keep this in mind.....
The Misheard: But I'm telling you, babe, that I don't think it's true , babe, and even if it is keep kissin my hide.
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