The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We can drive it home with one headlight
The Misheard: We can drive it home with warm and light.
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Real Lyric: No woman no cry
The Misheard: No woman no crime
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Real Lyric: ...can't keep holding on to what you got, when all you've got is hurt.
The Misheard: ...can't keep holding on to a tour guide, when all you got is hurt.
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Real Lyric: Finished with my woman cause she couldnīt help me with my mind.
The Misheard: Finished with my woman cause she couldn't seem to satisfy...
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Real Lyric: I can see obstacles in my way
The Misheard: I can see popsicles in my way
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Real Lyric: For a pocketful of mumbles, Such are promises
The Misheard: For a pocketful of mumbled sexual promises
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never see your pizza burning.
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Real Lyric: Carribean Queen, now we're sharing the same dream
The Misheard: Carribean Queen, now we're sharing the sunscreen
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Real Lyric: We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy New Year!
The Misheard: We fish ewe a mare egrets moose, we fish ewe a mare egrets moose, we fish ewe a mare egrets moose, and a hippo gnu deer!
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremys moaning, here he lies again
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