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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

    Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady

    The Misheard: Do it like a lady

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Sanitarium

    Real Lyric: Moon is full, never seems to change just labeled mentally deranged

    The Misheard: Room is full, never seems to change just lame old men who lay deranged

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Behind Blue Eyes

    Real Lyric: No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.

    The Misheard: No one knows what it's like, to be the bad man, to be the sandman, behind the lines.

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    Artist: Jethro Tull

    Song: Aqualung

    Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intent

    The Misheard: Eyeing little girls with batterd heads

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Sharp Dressed Man

    Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man.

    The Misheard: Every girl's crazy about a big brass band.

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    Artist: Black Eyed Peas

    Song: Let's Get It Started

    Real Lyric: lets get it started

    The Misheard: jeg skal på toilet. (in danish that means i have to go to the toilet)

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    Artist: Bruce Springsteen

    Song: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out

    Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out

    The Misheard: Ted Danson likes Pizza

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: Raspberry Beret

    Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret

    The Misheard: She wore raspberry puree

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    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Pour Some Sugar on Me

    Real Lyric: Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp

    The Misheard: love is like your mom, baby, come and get it on if you wanna lover with a red eyed punk love you like a tramp, like a video ram

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    Artist: TLC

    Song: Waterfalls

    Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls

    The Misheard: Go, Go, Jason Waterfalls

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