The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: big ol' chair carolina
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Real Lyric: the wife of a close friend
The Misheard: the wife of a postman
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Real Lyric: There's a naked inside my head
The Misheard: There's a nickel inside my head
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Real Lyric: "...Something unpredictable but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life..."
The Misheard: "...Something thats not pliable but in the end its tight, I hope you had the dime of your life..."
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I wore goggles when you were not here
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Real Lyric: hello, hello, hello, how low (x3)
The Misheard: hells toe, hells toe, hells toe, hells toe (x3)
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Real Lyric: Raspberry beret
The Misheard: Brass ferry-boat ring
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Real Lyric: The quervo gold The fine columbian
The Misheard: The queer vote old The fine coke on the yacht
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Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man that thought he was a loner.
The Misheard: Jo Jo was a man that thought he was a woman.
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Real Lyric: Bismillah
The Misheard: He's a killer
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