The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hear my words that I might teach you, Take my arms that I might reach you
The Misheard: Hear my words, I'm anti-Jew, Take my arms, I'm anti-Jew
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Real Lyric: It starts when you're always afraid, Step out of line, the man come and take you away . . .
The Misheard: It starts when your hallway's a grave, Step outside the man comes to take you away . . .
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Real Lyric: last night i dreamed of san pedro
The Misheard: last night i dreamed of sombrero's
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Real Lyric: More than a woman to me
The Misheard: Bowlegged woman to me
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Real Lyric: Try to detect it!
The Misheard: Tattoo detective!
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Real Lyric: And she's buying a stairway to Heaven
The Misheard: And she's climbing a stairway to Heaven
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Real Lyric: "I am the Lord of the Dance," said he... "And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be, And I'll lead you all to the dance," said he.
The Misheard: "I am the Lord of the Density" "And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be, "And I'll lead you all to the Density."
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Real Lyric: Two of hearts.
The Misheard: Two parked cars.
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Real Lyric: Grab a brush and put on a little make-up
The Misheard: Shut up - get your ass some little make up
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Real Lyric: like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: like the pheasants miss the rain
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