The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Let me give my life to you Let me drown in your laughter Let me die in your arms Let me lay down beside you Let me always be with you
The Misheard: Let me rip out your eyeballs Let me chainsaw your sister Let me icepick your eardrums Let me blowtorch your butt Let me kill your whole family Let me fart on your breakfast
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me.
The Misheard: Put some Shiek on me. (As is Shiek condoms!!)
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Real Lyric: yeah,yeah,Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: dance,dance,Do the funky lady
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Real Lyric: shout shout, let it all out
The Misheard: shout shout, knock yourself out
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Real Lyric: ... i'm gonna sneak in through the window...
The Misheard: ... my friends and i went streakin past her window...
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Real Lyric: Can't buy me loooooooo-oooove!
The Misheard: Oh Johnny Looooooooo-ooooowe!
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Real Lyric: with one headlight
The Misheard: when womens right
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Real Lyric: A little time, and I'll make you happy
The Misheard: I need a sign, and I'll you happy
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Real Lyric: They took your life but they could not take your pride.
The Misheard: They took your life but they could not take your pie.
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: A horse with sugar on it
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