The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Thunderbolt of lightning...
The Misheard: Seven bolts of lightning...
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Real Lyric: I want to be as close as your holy ghost is.
The Misheard: I want to be just as close as the Holy Moses!
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Real Lyric: Where's your crown king nothing?
The Misheard: With your crown came nothing.
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me
The Misheard: Closer than my bits you are to me
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Real Lyric: As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer
The Misheard: Detectives fail, just call me lucifer
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Real Lyric: Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
The Misheard: Yes, you could say she was a tough- to-be billed.
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle
The Misheard: Message in a barstool
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower but she stings like a bee
The Misheard: She looks like a flower but she stinks like a pig!
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Real Lyric: might aswell face it, your addicted to love.
The Misheard: mine are square faces your a d-d-d-dur
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Real Lyric: I love Rock 'n' roll, So put another dime in the jukebox baby
The Misheard: I love Rock 'n' roll, It's played all the time on the jukebox baby
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