The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I want to be as close as your holy ghost is.
The Misheard: I want to be as close as holy moses.
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Real Lyric: despite of my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: despite of my age i can still chuck a boner anyway
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Real Lyric: I guess that's why they call it the blues
The Misheard: I guess that's why they call it the flu
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Real Lyric: Let the Bible Belt come down and save my soul.
The Misheard: Let the Bottle Bill come and save my soul
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Real Lyric: Elegantly wasted
The Misheard: Alligator wasted
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Real Lyric: Little Robert Anthony wants to come and play.
The Misheard: Little Miss Emily One-Step, Mama play (or something to that effect . . .)
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Real Lyric: We skipped the light fandango
The Misheard: Skipper likes fandango
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Real Lyric: Sexual Healing
The Misheard: Sexual Feeling
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Real Lyric: smoke on the water, Fire in the sky
The Misheard: Slow talking walter, the fire engine guy
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Real Lyric: a denial
The Misheard: bloody nile or bloody nilon
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