The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Save Tonight, Fight the break of dawn, Come tomorrow, Tomorrow I'll be gone
The Misheard: Save Tonight, Fight the break of dawn, Come to my room, Tomorrow I'll be gone.
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Real Lyric: Once upon a time, you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you?
The Misheard: Once upon a time, you dressed so fine, did the Bunglejime, in your prime, didn't you?
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Real Lyric: Love is like oxygen you get too much it makes you high
The Misheard: Love is like epoxy glue
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Real Lyric: I love sex and candy.
The Misheard: Ice cream, sex and candy.
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Real Lyric: Somebody once told me/ the world was gonna roam me
The Misheard: Somebody once told me/ the world was gonna bone me
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Real Lyric: Walking in your footsteps, Walking in your footsteps
The Misheard: Walking with your foodstamps, Walking with your foodstamps.
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the mockalator
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tuff shed.
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Real Lyric: Willie and the Poor Boys are playing Bring your nickels, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Billy and the Pope Boys are playing Get those happy feet!
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Real Lyric: A denial!
The Misheard: La di da, ya'll!
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