The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Where is my Prarie Son?
The Misheard: Where is my Prarie Dawn? (ya know, that cute little girl on Sesame Street)
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bake me a pie of love
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Real Lyric: Which nobody can deny
The Misheard: Which nobody can be nine
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Real Lyric: So ferry 'cross the Mersey
The Misheard: So, Barry's got no mercy
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Real Lyric: dead head sticker on a cadillac
The Misheard: dead head stickin' on a cadillac
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Real Lyric: Oh, loving eyes, they cannot see A certain person could never be
The Misheard: Oh, loving eyes, they cannot see A second burst of telemetry
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: Honk, stand; Honk, stand so Honk, stand so close to me
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Real Lyric: The state looks down on sodomy
The Misheard: The stain window looks down on me
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Real Lyric: bismillah, no we will not let you go and beelzebub has the devil put aside for me and scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango
The Misheard: he will not, no he will not let you go and pierre he thought has the devil put aside for me and scatter moose, scatter moose, will you do the fandango
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Real Lyric: Mom, take this bedge of me. I can't use it anymore.
The Misheard: Mom, take this bedge of me. I can't "do it" anymore.
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