The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You're a god, and I am not, and I just thought that you should know.
The Misheard: You're a guide, and I am blind, and I just thought that you should know.
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
The Misheard: When the werewolf shears you clean, you'll know.
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Real Lyric: The Cuervo Gold, the fine colombian
The Misheard: The cuervo gold, the fine comb running
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Real Lyric: Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.
The Misheard: Don't stop eatin' an enchilada
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Real Lyric: I'm makin' real good bread
The Misheard: I'm takin' Leptoprin
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Real Lyric: With just one look I was a bad mess
The Misheard: Lovin' it all or maybe Batman!
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin... When your heart beats next to mine Like a virgin
The Misheard: Like a goiter next to the boss Like a goiter
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Real Lyric: We were merely freshmen.
The Misheard: We were the refreshments
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle 'Cause mama I'm sure hard to handle now
The Misheard: Hey little dame, let me locha if I can 'Cause mama, I'm so hard to handle now
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Real Lyric: Open up your eyes I got a big surprise
The Misheard: Open up your thighs I got a big suprise
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