The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: you teasing like you do
The Misheard: you're cheezin' like you're ben hur
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Real Lyric: Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
The Misheard: Stoned my mother as a matter of fact
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Real Lyric: I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend
The Misheard: I can't pretend a stranger lies along the weighted phrase
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Real Lyric: In the town where I was born
The Misheard: In the term when I was born
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Real Lyric: Riding along in that big ol' jet plane...
The Misheard: Riding along in that big ol' Kathleen...
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Real Lyric: You are the perfect drug
The Misheard: You have a pervert rug
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Real Lyric: we were both love making all over the bathroom floor
The Misheard: we were both butt-naked banging on the bathroom door
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Real Lyric: Last night I stole Alladin's Lamp...
The Misheard: Last night I stole a lettuce head...
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Real Lyric: So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl
The Misheard: So goodbye yellow brick road Where the ducks of society fly
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Real Lyric: I loved you since I knew you I wouldn't talk down to you I have to tell you just how I feel I won't share you with another boy
The Misheard: I loved you since I knew you I wouldn't talk down to you I have to tell you just how I feel I was lying with another boy
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