The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six-string Bought it at the five-and-dime
The Misheard: Got my first real G-string Bought it at the five-and-dime.
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze-out
The Misheard: Ted W. Freestyle
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Real Lyric: I fight authority, authority always wins.
The Misheard: I find authority dull and I always will.
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Real Lyric: I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
The Misheard: I can eat my dinner in a fancy red sarong
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen You had a busy day today
The Misheard: Lay me down, and she so planned it You got busy today.
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Real Lyric: Get up in the morning Slaving for bread Sir So that every mouth can be fed
The Misheard: Get up in the morning Sipping four Frescas So that every mouth can be fed
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Real Lyric: We built this city on rock and roll
The Misheard: We built this city with rock and stone
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Real Lyric: That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
The Misheard: That deaf, dumb and black kid sure plays a mean pinball.
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Real Lyric: I hold your suitcase, say goodbye
The Misheard: I heard your suitcase say goodbye
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Real Lyric: When I was a little girl I had a rag doll.
The Misheard: When I was a little girl I had a grandpa.
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