The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Come on Eileen, I swear what I mean
The Misheard: Come on Eileen, I sweat at the knees
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Real Lyric: She has electric Boots, a Mohair suit, You know, I read it in a Magazine...
The Misheard: She has electric Boobs, a Mohair suit, You know, I read it in a Magazine...
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator
The Misheard: Hello, Operator
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Real Lyric: You know I read it in a magazine.
The Misheard: You know I read it on a package of Equal.
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Real Lyric: Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
The Misheard: Don't let the sound of urine on wheels drive you crazy
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Real Lyric: dirty deeds and there done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty dee and her thunder chicks
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Take a back right, sir
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Real Lyric: Walk this way
The Misheard: Born to swing
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Real Lyric: Walk this way
The Misheard: Horse and sleigh
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Real Lyric: this mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
The Misheard: this big ole fat chick just put my spine out of place
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