The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Spring is here again Reproductive glands
The Misheard: Spring is here again Rape the dog with glass
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Real Lyric: I'm a soul man
The Misheard: I was so mad
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Real Lyric: Guardians of a new clear dawn
The Misheard: Guardians of a nuclear dawn
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Real Lyric: Flashing heat rays pierced the deck
The Misheard: Flashing heat rays pissed the deck
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Real Lyric: What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
The Misheard: What's that coming over the hill? Is it a boxcar? Is it a boxcar?
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Real Lyric: Big ole jet air liner
The Misheard: Big ole genital liner
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Real Lyric: You can't trust ------ no further than you can throw em. [Not quite - see below.]
The Misheard: You can't f**k ------ no further than you can throw em.
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Real Lyric: "And I'm in Colorado, up north in some hotel.."
The Misheard: "And Diamond, Colorado, up north in some hotel.."
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Real Lyric: Come on baby the laughs on me
The Misheard: Come on baby unlasso me
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Real Lyric: Stop there and let me correct it
The Misheard: Strawberry Lemon Karate
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