The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Try to see it once my way Everything Zen, Everything Zen I don't think so
The Misheard: Trashy was my wife And what she said, and what she said I don't think so
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Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street
The Misheard: Steve walks merrily down the street
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Real Lyric: walk like an egyptian
The Misheard: walk like a prescription
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved, by Ichum Bochay
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Real Lyric: and offers coming over the phone
The Misheard: and awful coming over the foam
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Real Lyric: Now i'm naked, nothing but an animal but can you fake it, for just one more show
The Misheard: Now i'm naked, nothing hiding in my mouth, with Kevin Bacon, for just one more show
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel Give me fire Give me that which I desire.
The Misheard: Give me fuel Give me five Give me double side of chowder.
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Real Lyric: pick up the rice in a church where a wedding has been.
The Misheard: picks up her eyes in a church where a wedding has been
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Real Lyric: He used to be a man with a stick in his hand.
The Misheard: He used to be a man with his dick in his hand.
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the refugee
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