The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You and I must fight for our rights
The Misheard: You and I must fight for rice
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Real Lyric: Woo hoo, witchy woman.
The Misheard: Ooh, ooh the Chairwoman.
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Real Lyric: Ooh la kah koh
The Misheard: We like tacos.
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Real Lyric: Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
The Misheard: Joy to the British in the deep blue sea
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Real Lyric: You light the spark in my bonfire heart.
The Misheard: You're like the Spock in my Pon farr heart.
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Real Lyric: I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
The Misheard: I was like a dog on a Saturday night
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner, don't carry me too far away Big old jet airliner, cause it's here that I've got to stay
The Misheard: We all chat at a line-up, don't carry me to far away We all chat at a line-up, cause it's here that I've got to stay
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Real Lyric: Trying to live without your love is one long sleepless night.
The Misheard: Trying to live without your love is one more stupid night.
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Real Lyric: If you're givin' it 100, put your ones up, ones up
The Misheard: If you're givin' it 100, put your wands up, wands up
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Real Lyric: The New York Times' effect on man
The Misheard: Be your kind of baseball man
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