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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Muse

    Song: Knights of Cydonia

    Real Lyric: You and I must fight for our rights

    The Misheard: You and I must fight for rice

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Witchy Woman

    Real Lyric: Woo hoo, witchy woman.

    The Misheard: Ooh, ooh the Chairwoman.

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    Artist: Sophie B. Hawkins

    Song: As I Lay Me Down

    Real Lyric: Ooh la kah koh

    The Misheard: We like tacos.

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    Artist: Three Dog Night

    Song: Joy to the World

    Real Lyric: Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea

    The Misheard: Joy to the British in the deep blue sea

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    Artist: James Blunt

    Song: Bonfire Heart

    Real Lyric: You light the spark in my bonfire heart.

    The Misheard: You're like the Spock in my Pon farr heart.

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    Artist: Hozier

    Song: Take Me to Church

    Real Lyric: I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies

    The Misheard: I was like a dog on a Saturday night

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    Artist: Steve Miller Band

    Song: Jet Airliner

    Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner, don't carry me too far away Big old jet airliner, cause it's here that I've got to stay

    The Misheard: We all chat at a line-up, don't carry me to far away We all chat at a line-up, cause it's here that I've got to stay

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    Artist: Jackson Five

    Song: I Want You Back

    Real Lyric: Trying to live without your love is one long sleepless night.

    The Misheard: Trying to live without your love is one more stupid night.

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    Artist: Mariah Carey

    Song: 100%

    Real Lyric: If you're givin' it 100, put your ones up, ones up

    The Misheard: If you're givin' it 100, put your wands up, wands up

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: The New York Times' effect on man

    The Misheard: Be your kind of baseball man

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