The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: oh, momma dear, we're not the fourtunate ones...
The Misheard: oh, momma, don't spend the fortune at once!
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Real Lyric: the man's too big, the man's too strong
The Misheard: masturbating makes you strong
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Real Lyric: With the plastic eyeballs
The Misheard: With the plastic-ass balls
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning up his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning down the shoes of ever-gone.
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Real Lyric: zombie zombie
The Misheard: darling darling
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Real Lyric: Hush hush keep it down now voices carry
The Misheard: hush hush keep it down now Mrs. Carrie
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Real Lyric: She makes a mean steak and she's an eyful, my baby
The Misheard: She makes a mean steak eggs and applesauce, my fav
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Real Lyric: I've got two turntables and a microphone
The Misheard: I've got two ton titties on a microphone
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Real Lyric: I remember when you could stop a clock.
The Misheard: I remember when you could starve a crowd.
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Real Lyric: Funky little shack!
The Misheard: F*cking in a shack!
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