The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i dont think your ready for this jelly
The Misheard: i dont think your ready to pop this cherry
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Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen, now where sharing the same dream
The Misheard: Carabo Cream, now where swearing in the street
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Real Lyric: The morning rain clouds up my window, i can't see at all
The Misheard: Please don't make love to my window, i can't see at all
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Real Lyric: Pave paradise.....
The Misheard: Gay Paradise....
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Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a "L" on her forehead.
The Misheard: Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me. I ate the sharpest tool in the shed. She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger in her bum and the shape of a elf on her forehead.
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Real Lyric: Fist on my plate, swallowed it down
The Misheard: pissed on my plate, swallowed it down
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Real Lyric: I'm blue DA BA DEE DA BA DIE
The Misheard: I thought the guy was depressed and going to commit suicide (I believe I will die)like...i believe I will get a cup of coffee my daughter thought it was the gay thing (I'm in need of a guy) my son thought he was just messed up & didn't know how to appre
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Real Lyric: Take my arms that I may reach you
The Misheard: Take my arms, I'm a hairy Jew
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Real Lyric: Oh, what a night
The Misheard: I want to die
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Real Lyric: I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that..
The Misheard: I'm not a Kylie girl who gets up germs like that...
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