The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You say shark and I say Hey man, Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars
The Misheard: You say shark and I say Hey man, George was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars
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Real Lyric: Her bright skin shining in the sun
The Misheard: Her breast, shattered in the sun
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Real Lyric: Strumming my six-string
The Misheard: Scrubbing my sex train
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street Wille and the poor boys are playin Bring a nickel, tap your feel
The Misheard: Willie and the poor boys are praying Singing Hitler can't be beat
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Real Lyric: I'm an alien, I'm an illegal alien
The Misheard: I'm an alien, I'm a mean old alien
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love
The Misheard: I can smell faces goin "tick tick" to love
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me
The Misheard: So messed up man
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Real Lyric: You know that girl, she acts so tough, tough, tough...
The Misheard: That girly does Shiatsu Chop-chop-chop
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna be an old man anymore, it's been a year or two since I was out on the floor...
The Misheard: I don't wanna be a NOMAD anymore...(etc)
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Real Lyric: ...I stare at you You wear nothing but you wear it so well
The Misheard: ... I stare at you wear flip flops but you wear it so well
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