The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front
The Misheard: Lemonade skunk
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Real Lyric: She gives me love and affection Baby, did I mention
The Misheard: She gives me love and affection Maybe an erection
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Real Lyric: "I'm tired of throwing pennies in the well
The Misheard: Tired of throwing panties in the well
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Real Lyric: Jesus won't you try and whistle something 'bout what's past and done.
The Misheard: Jesus wants to f**king whistle something from the passing zone.
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Real Lyric: These words are knives and often leave scars
The Misheard: These words are nice enough to leave scars
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Real Lyric: I can't take any more of this, I want to come apart.
The Misheard: I can't take any more of this, I want to come and fatt.
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Real Lyric: Oh It's what you do to me.
The Misheard: Gnomes what you do to me?
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Real Lyric: We were shining like lighters in the dark in the middle of a rock show
The Misheard: We were shouting like ladders in the dark in the middle of a rock show
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Real Lyric: Now that you know I'm trapped sense of elation
The Misheard: Now that you know I'm trapped since ovulation
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Real Lyric: "Rip down all hate!," I screamed.
The Misheard: Rip down all hate ice cream.
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