The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
The Misheard: Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, pee bags four.
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Real Lyric: A constant craving has always been.
The Misheard: I can't stand gravy. Huzzah, wastebin.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again.
The Misheard: I get no tongue from my deoderant
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Real Lyric: Walk like an Egyptian.
The Misheard: Walk with an erection.
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Real Lyric: boo b***h-craft
The Misheard: the b***h crapped
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love.
The Misheard: Rick Dees is on the phone.
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Real Lyric: for handing you a heart orth breaking
The Misheard: forhead and ur heart was breaking
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I choke
The Misheard: I tried to say goodbye to Machoke
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Real Lyric: Nigga you dissin me? Ask your mom who was cryn She was drinkin my pi no more lyn, let me tell you whats goin on Your family is poor Your mamma is a whore She came to me for money I said, this aint no bank honey I said, so whats up She said, you want you dick suck? Ok is cool, your momma souda like a fool After i came i pied on here face, that was good She got me all in the mood. Ok here's 5 dollar get the f**k outta here Go to the bar and buy yourself a beer Then come back and be my whore She said, no i dont wanne I said, you got no choise your f**kin poor
The Misheard: im a jelious b***h
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Real Lyric: we'll be fallin in love to the rythm of a steel drum band
The Misheard: we'll be falling in love to the rythm of the ceiling fan
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