The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Buying bread from a man in Brussels
The Misheard: I come from the land of Brasil.
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Real Lyric: I still haven't found what I'm looking for...
The Misheard: I still haven't found a good looking whore...
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Real Lyric: Gimme the beat boys and free my soul...
The Misheard: Give me the beat box and free my soul...
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Real Lyric: Wanna share my love with a warm-blooded lover
The Misheard: Wanna share my love with a woman lover
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Real Lyric: The gangs stake their own campus locale
The Misheard: The gay-straight hair is all over town
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Real Lyric: No message could have been any clearer
The Misheard: No mustache can withstand any clipper
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Real Lyric: Then she lit up a candle And she showed me the way
The Misheard: then she lit up agenda and she showed me the way
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Real Lyric: down on your knees tryin' to appease somebody elses mixed up statement....
The Misheard: down on your knees tryin' to appease somebody else's f#*@ed up pavement....
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Real Lyric: Boring and old are the things you're told about the outside world....
The Misheard: boring and old are the things you're told about bein' size 12.....
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Real Lyric: "Cheeseburgers in paradise..."
The Misheard: Actually, my three-year-old son misheard the lyrics and interpreted the song to be "cheeseburgers, prepare to die." Perhaps this is an indicator we've spent too much time wawtching Austin Powers movies or Serious Sam computer games together.
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