The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian makes tonight a wonderful thing.
The Misheard: The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian makes me buy her wonderful things.
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly
The Misheard: And little Early-pearly called my anus curly-wurly
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Real Lyric: Body and feet I stain my sheets, I don't even know why.
The Misheard: When I eat beets, I stain the sheets, I don't even know why.
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Real Lyric: AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
The Misheard: Eight-tracks, Bernie Goetz
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Real Lyric: In the circle of life It's the wheel of fortune It's the leap of faith It's the band of hope
The Misheard: It's the Circle of Life And it will afford you And it will-a-reign Through the path unwinding
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Real Lyric: and every night all the men would come around and lay their money down
The Misheard: and every night all the men would come around and lay the monkey down
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Real Lyric: She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs, she's got Bette Davis eyes
The Misheard: She's got credit cards standin' outside, she's got bette Davis eyes
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Real Lyric: All the better just please you
The Misheard: Play the bagpipes just to please you and/or Pay the bad man just to please you
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Real Lyric: I've got this burning, yearning inside me and it hurts so bad
The Misheard: I've got this burning, burning urine inside me and it hurts so bad
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Real Lyric: smile and grin at the change all around
The Misheard: runnin' free with the chickens all around
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