The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Why'd you put your keys up on the table?
The Misheard: Why'd ya put the kids up on the table?
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Real Lyric: Wir fahr'n, fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn
The Misheard: The fun fun fun off the otto barn
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Real Lyric: Rock The Casbah
The Misheard: Rock the Catbox
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Real Lyric: Shame on you your Mama said
The Misheard: Shame on you you're a marmoset
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Real Lyric: Trying to keep an eye on you Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool
The Misheard: Trying to keep eye on you Like a herd lost blind and forth, forth
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Real Lyric: No message could have been any clearer
The Misheard: No message could have been in the cupboard
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it you're addicted to love
The Misheard: Your anus has to face it your addicted to gloves
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Real Lyric: It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford slowing down to take a look at me.
The Misheard: It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford slowing down to flip a booger at me.
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy Like no one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazy Like warm, warm water
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Real Lyric: Happiness lies in your own hand It took me much too long to understand How it could be Until you shared your secret with me
The Misheard: A Penis lies in your own hand It took me much too long to understand How it could pee Until you shared your secret with me
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