The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So they came into the outway It was a Sunday What a black day I could feel your salutation Sounding heartbeats Intimidations
The Misheard: So they came into the other way Through a Sunday But a black day I could make a salutation Selling heartbeat To the nation
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Real Lyric: I can't quite make it alone
The Misheard: I can't fly naked alone
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here.
The Misheard: I blow bubble when you are not here.
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Real Lyric: If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
The Misheard: If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes suffocate.
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Real Lyric: You did what!? Tin roof! Rusted!
The Misheard: You did what!? Hamster! Roasted!
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Real Lyric: I walk alone, I walk alone
The Misheard: I wore cologne, I wore cologne
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Real Lyric: Woo hoo and I'm pins and I'm needles
The Misheard: Woo hoo and I think that I'm in love
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
The Misheard: me: I'd like to keep my teenage driving age my husband: I'd like to keep my cheating stripes today
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Real Lyric: I'm not even sure, but I know that "my" lyrics are not them!
The Misheard: Nudist city breakin' and everybody shakin' it, stayin'alive, stayin' alive
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Real Lyric: I need the bugger so I can see
The Misheard: I need the booger so I can sing
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