The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now as you pump your fist I reminisce
The Misheard: Now as you pump your piss I reminisce
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Real Lyric: Roses are red and violets are blue
The Misheard: Balls are red and bollocks are blue
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Real Lyric: We've got to kick that gangsta s**t
The Misheard: We've got the d**k down gangsta d**k
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Real Lyric: Watch Me, Watch Me
The Misheard: Wash Me, Wash Me
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Real Lyric: Can't Hold, Can't Hold
The Misheard: Care hole, Care hole
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Real Lyric: And if you cry out I'm gonna push it Push it Push it some more
The Misheard: And if you cry out I'm gonna push s**t push s**t we'll s**t some more
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Real Lyric: I've been in my mind, it's such a fine line
The Misheard: I've been in my mine, it's such a fine mine.
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Real Lyric: Let's look for the purple banana 'til they put us in the trunk
The Misheard: We're looking for the purple manatee, he put us in the trunk.
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Real Lyric: Hunt the hare and turn her down
The Misheard: Hockey hair and chili dogs
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Real Lyric: "I've got to leave old Durham town" and "sitting on the banks of the River Tyne"
The Misheard: "I've got to leave old Berlin now" and "sitting on the banks of the River of Time"
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