The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like a fish in the sea
The Misheard: Like piss in the sea
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Real Lyric: Even if it is keep this in mind
The Misheard: Even if it is keep kissin' my behind
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Real Lyric: Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait; they're signing up new seamen fast.
The Misheard: Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait for the residing of the semen bag.
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Real Lyric: Poor some sugar on me..... Sweet to taste....saccrine
The Misheard: Mo-town shoo-be-do babe... Sweet in haste....sad to me
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face
The Misheard: Hows about a date
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Real Lyric: Shhhh.... Big boys don't cry.... Big boys don't cry.....
The Misheard: Shhhh.... Be poised and quiet.... Be poised and quiet......
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Real Lyric: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
The Misheard: With a purple operator and a fifth in hand
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Real Lyric: Big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: Beagle-headed woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: Without a trace Of doubt in my mind
The Misheard: Without a trace F*cked out of my mind
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Real Lyric: Such a pretty house such a pretty garden no alarms...
The Misheard: such a pretty axe such a pretty gun and no alarms...
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